Live out those fantasies of straddling some serious horsepower and hitting the open road. Don't wait for your midlife crisis! Do it now - GET A HOG! IT'S TOTALLY FINE FOR YOUR QUARTERLIFE CRISIS. Check out these new-generation bikers who are nowhere near getting their AARP card. Aren't you jealous of their days in the swamps livin' life, drinkin' beer, and maybe doing some skeet shootin'? Freedom is an awesome feeling. A motorcycle helps you get there.