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The following poem is composed entirely of nicknames for Barack Obama recently found on conservative websites, especially in the comments sections.

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Obungler, Obungle,
Obummer, Obum,
Odumdum, Odummy,
Odumpster, Odumb.

Obimbo, Obarfo,
Oblahblah, Obysmal,
Oblunder, Obozo,
Obastard, Odismal.

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Obogus, Obrother,
Oblowme, Obumbles,
Ofungus, Ofoolish,
Ofailure, Ofumbles.

Ovomit, Ovulva,
Odopey, Odrama,
Obola, Obooba,
Obarbie, Otrauma.

Kid Zero, King Clueless,
The Commander-in-Thief,
Il Doofus, Il Douchebag,
The Pantywaist-in-Chief.

His Majesty, His Travesty,
President Empty Chair,
King Bamster, King Momjeans,
The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers.

Ododo, Odildo,
Odorkus, Odipshit,
O’Carter, O’Chavez,
O’Hitler, Onitwit.

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Ogolfer, Ogreedy,
Ojackoff, Ojerka,
Obonghit, Obigshit,
Obonehead, Oburka.

D’ohbama, Nobama,
Blowbama, Onut,
Obutthole, Obuttwipe,
Obuttmunch, Obutt.