In a testament to ignorance, Idaho based company, South Fork Industries, launched a line of pork-laced bullets intended to keep Islamic terrorists from entering heaven.
As much as I love bacon-covered everything, a pork-laced bullet sound pretty nasty (not to mention ignorant).
The bullet's creator, Brendan Hill, claims the bullets are just a "tongue-in-cheek way" to fight terrorism with humor. Because hate crimes are HILARIOUS.
No mames, Brendan. Better leave comedy to the professionals.
Elise Roedenbeck is a writer and comedian who frequently smells nice and showers often.