Pork Bullets And Beyond: Fighting Terrorism [SATIRE]

PHOTO: Dont Pork Me, Bro

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In a testament to ignorance, Idaho based company, South Fork Industries, launched a line of pork-laced bullets intended to keep Islamic terrorists from entering heaven.

As much as I love bacon-covered everything, a pork-laced bullet sound pretty nasty (not to mention ignorant).

The bullet's creator, Brendan Hill, claims the bullets are just a "tongue-in-cheek way" to fight terrorism with humor. Because hate crimes are HILARIOUS.

No mames, Brendan. Better leave comedy to the professionals.

Elise Roedenbeck is a writer and comedian who frequently smells nice and showers often.

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