WHAT IS HAPPENING???
Beyoncé, as is her wont, randomly dropped a totally inscrutable piece of film into the world on Saturday, announcing that something called "Lemonade" is coming to HBO in a week. It's just a tiny clip that features her voice and the back of her (or, more accurately, a) head. All she says is, "What am I gonna do, love? What am I gonna do?"
So: is this related to the album that the world has been going mad with anticipation for? Is it some strange new art project? STOP TORMENTING US BEY!!!
On the plus side, at least we're being given a week's notice, unlike all the other times when she just set world-changing stuff on us with absolutely no warning.
Crafty members of the BeyHive immediately noticed that Bey has been doing very lemon-themed things for a while now. SHE IS ALWAYS 50 STEPS AHEAD.
For what it's worth, the people behind the most reliable Beyoncé fan account are very confident that this thing will be amazing: