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Caitlyn Jenner is really having a moment in the sun as one of approximately two LGBTQ people (hey Peter Thiel!) who is super-excited about the impending Donald Trump administration. She was even reportedly overheard rejoicing about Trump on a random plane ride. She loves Trump! Wooo!

Now comes word, via Page Six, that Trump and his folks love her back. They love her so much that they want Trump to dance with her at one of his inauguration shindigs. From Page Six:

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Besides mollifying the LGBTQ community — wary of conservative Republicans in general, and of Trump in particular — dancing with Jenner could mend fences within the party.

“Time heals all wounds,” one GOPer pointed out.

Ah yes…the healing. Seeing Donald Trump shuffling his hooves across the floor with Caitlyn Jenner will heal all the unhealed things. I submit an alternate viewpoint: "This will heal nothing."

Sorry, sorry, I should be nicer. This is actually a brilliant strategy. Sure, Trump's deputy may be one of the most notorious homophobes in America, but…the dancing…suddenly I can't even remember what Mike Pence thinks! This Trump thing is gonna be the best.