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For all of the flaws of the institution of marriage, surely many can agree it's a beautiful thing to formally entrust one's unconditional love, trust and support in one's partner. For example, Donald Trump, a faithful and loving husband, can head to the polls today with complete faith that his wife, Melania, will cast a vote in his favor as he vies for the United States' presidency.

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Surely, Donald Trump has NO lingering doubts over Melania's vote.

None whatsoever!

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Nor does his son, Eric:

And, undoubtedly, the Donald knows the right way to fill in a voting bubble.

Michael Rosen is a reporter for Fusion based out of Oakland.