As the nation chews its collective nails to the bone waiting for election returns, there have been some bright spots amid the extreme stress.
One of the brightest came in the form of an ugly-ass cake shaped like Donald Trump's head and upper body. With piercing, deeply haunted blue eyes, an unevenly tanned face, and mostly white-blonde hair, it's hard to tell whether this is a celebration cake or a massive baked good for Trump's preemptive defeat.
Thankfully, the internet came to the rescue to give this cake the treatment is deserves.
When you fall asleep in the sun, and then someone puts a starfish on your face pic.twitter.com/bWP47Jr1jX
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) November 8, 2016
Please keep tweeting me the best of these; they're the only thing calming my jangled nerves.