This, I guess, is the next issue of The Atlantic, a fancy magazine for men who aspire to be on panels.

Perhaps you wish to read a self-satisfied blowhard ask another self-satisfied blowhard a question that should have been banned from magazine covers on November 3, 2004. Or perhaps, like me, you cannot decide if that sounds less like something you’d ever affirmatively choose to read than, say, David Frum on “The Plan to End Europe.”

Eh, maybe I’d click on the baseball story.