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Prince is writing a memoir, everyone.

Why have you not ordered Prince's memoir yet? ("It's not on sale" is not an acceptable answer. What, you don't want to know what one of the top geniuses in world history has to say about his life? Who even are you?

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"This is my first [book]," Prince told a New York crowd on Friday, according to the Associated Press. "My brother Dan is helping me with it. He's a good critic and that's what I need. He's not a 'yes' man at all and he's really helping me get through this. We're starting from the beginning from my first memory, and hopefully we can go all the way up to the Super Bowl."

Let's remind ourselves of that Super Bowl performance, because it was INCREDIBLE. Why isn't 2017 here yet?