Oil or Paint

These possibly shiny legs are taking the entire world by storm

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We could all use a distraction these days. I humbly offer you this picture of legs. A picture which has plunged the internet into the sort of dress-like debate that tears families apart.

Gaze upon these legs and ask yourself: Are they oily, or merely smeared with white paint?

Now, consider this: Whatever you saw—oil, or paint—you have a loved one, a friend, or maybe just a workplace acquaintance who saw the exact opposite.

Find that person. Argue with them. End your relationship with them. Miss them terribly. Reach out. Reconcile. Move on. Grow old together. Die happy knowing you’ve both overcome the most difficult trial two people can face in their lifetime: Having differing opinions on the internet.

This is my gift to you. You’re welcome.