What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here’s a link dump to go with that cup o’ joe:

Word to the wise: don’t mess with porn star Jenna Jameson or she’ll unleash 4chan on you.

How ubiquitous is Bitcoin now? Girl Scouts are accepting them as payment for cookies.

Well this is sad. The last monolingual Chickasaw language speaker has died.

Because I feel like this is one of the most underreported stories of the last year, here’s a good article on how immigrant laborers in Qatar are, despite what Kanye West claims, the new slaves.

Wyoming Highway Patrol has issued a Facebook post warning people not to bring Colorado-purchased weed into their state. Insert joke of how no one wants to go to Wyoming anyway here.

Duct tape and wire nets were used to fix up leaking radioactive water tanks at Fukushima.

Apple’s Siri does not care for Spike Jonze’s upcoming film Her.

It’s raining dismembered men in Saudi Arabia, Alhamdulillah! (That last word is the Arabic equivalent of hallelujah, which makes it funny because it’s a reference to The Weather Girls’ popular hit… never mind)

Speaking of Saudi Arabia, the first female law firm has opened its doors in the sovereign state.

Plane forced to land in Kansas City because of a suspicious device found in the bathroom. It wasn’t a bomb. It was a camera.

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - JULY 10:  Singer/songwriter Taylor Swift performs onstage during The 1989 World Tour Live at MetLife Stadium on July 10, 2015 in East Rutherford, New Jersey.  (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for TAS)

Taylor Swift’s stage malfunction last night exposed exactly what it means to be a pop star

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - DECEMBER 18:  A protestor holds a black lives matter t-shirt during a "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" demonstration in front of the San Francisco Hall of Justice on December 18, 2014 in San Francisco, California. Dozens of San Francisco public attorneys and activists staged a "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" demonstration to protest the racial disparities in the criminal justice system following the non-indictments of two white police officers who killed unarmed black men in Missouri and New York.  (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

The next time someone says 'all lives matter,' show them these 5 paragraphs

WUPPERTAL,GERMANY- APRIL 08: A lion is seen at the  Wuppertal  Zoo on April 8, 2009 in Wuppertal, Germany.  (Photo by Christof Koepsel/Getty Images)

Here's how this lion-killing dentist thing is going to play out