Bitcoin Dwarfs Apple Just In Time For Janet Yellen To Save US From Economic Apocalypse

Money doesn’t buy influence quite like it used to.

For one, Mitt Romney isn’t president. Also Bitcoin–an unsubstantiated, decentralized quasi-currency–is growing like wildfire while Apple–our generation’s foremost innovator–is staying put.

But if anyone’s got what it takes to pick up the pieces…it’s Janet Yellen.

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