Last week, a young man made a cry for help on Twitter, casting out this hope that the new MLS season would bring his Warholian (or somebody else’s) 15 minutes:
Diskerud did his part, and now we have one too many Mixes running around.
By the time enough people catch on to what’s happening, we’ll be living in one nation under Mix, tweeting to each other in meaningless haikus. Only then, tweets and name changes will be the least of our concerns. By that point, you’ll probably start wondering why Mix Diskerud is shaping America’s foreign policy. And it will definitely be too late.
God help us all.