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Minnesota is getting an MLS team, so why isn't Prince an owner?

Major League Soccer confirmed one of its long and poorly held secrets: The league will be expanding to Minnesota! After a prolonged courtship that involved two different ownership groups, the league decided to jump into bed with local businessmen Bruce McGuire.

But when you’re jumping into bed in Minnesota, why aren’t you jumping in with Prince? Even in his middle age, he remains the existent man in the central time zone, and the type of potential that comes with pop’s greatest living icon is literally priceless.

So MLS has missed a chance to forge a relationship that would send shivers through the English Premier League. Chalk it up to another learning experience.

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